
a wanna-be-hobbit with shifty internet searches and weapons and food hidden everywhere. there are a lot of feelings in here, be warned, and i love me some tertiary characters.
Male!Cat: Strong and emotionally distant.
Female!Jon: Whiny over-dramatic bitch.
Female!Tyrion: Annoying know it all bitch.
Female!Robb: Vengeful slut.
Male!Sansa: Brave and idealistic. It’s a good thing that he still holds onto the stories he grew up believing.
Jaime: Cersei
Cersei: Jaime
but you’re not mad, oh no